I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
