is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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