he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
there is glitter all over my balls
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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