my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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