All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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