Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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