if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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