We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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