Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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