that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
try to milk me bitch
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