I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
that's an acceptable place to lick
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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