i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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