sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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