Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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