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• (631): View more from New York

  But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.

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  I love you.

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• (518): View more from New York

  It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.

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• (+31): View more from The Netherlands

  Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God

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• (315): View more from New York

  Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.

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