and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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