therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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