I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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