dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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