my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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