I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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