It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
