Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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