you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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