She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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