Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Of course I have a pirate flag
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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