school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
We're too hungover to prance.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
