I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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