porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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