Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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