Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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