my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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