8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Randomize
