singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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