yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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