i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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