You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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