That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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