haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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