Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
barbara walters just said penis...
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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