never play flip cup with pint glasses
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
