I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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