i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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