Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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