Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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