So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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