He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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