I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Randomize
