Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
