think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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