i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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