last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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