I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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