you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Everclear isn't food dammit
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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