i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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