don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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