Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Congratulations! We have a period
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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